Parent's Little Angel Mugs

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Didgeridoo

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

Jack in the box on strike.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

That kid's all business.

Puppies

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'See there is enough room to swing a cat in here!'

Art is a pretty picture

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"