Parent-funded Visionary Gifts

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

Start up

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"We've decided to add forty floors."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Fire is going to be the new content."

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

'You'll be projected as the winner by ABC one hour before the polls open.'

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

'Why we have architects'

"So. . . how did our first-stage financing go today?"

Science in industry

"The world is expanding at an accelerated rate."

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

Self-driving stroller

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

"Something that in 20 years will be worth a lot of money."

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

"If only I'd bought Microsoft with it..."

"Real estate developers are God's creatures too."