Parcel Receiving T-Shirts

Agoraphobic's shrine

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'Special Delivery!'

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Recycling Post.

Caution Fragile

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Vampire mailman.

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Racers' Gate.

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

'Did the mail come?'

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

Christmas package.

Another delivery by UPMS.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

A parcel of postmen