Parcel Philosopher Pillows

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Football team discussions.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Cat Delivery

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

This Side Up.

Peter Mandelson.

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

Agoraphobic's shrine

Post Office (packages for delivery)

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

'I think it's a rather important letter!'

'What - No lift?!'

Postman's Knock.

'Don't forget to post that parcel!'