Parcel Philosopher Pillows

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Football team discussions.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Cat Delivery

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

Another delivery by UPMS.

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

This Side Up.

Peter Mandelson.

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"My new recycling bin from Amazon is not big enough for the packaging it came in."

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

'Don't forget to post my parcel.'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

Agoraphobic's shrine

'I think it's a rather important letter!'

'What - No lift?!'

'Don't forget to post that parcel!'