Paranoia Buff Prints

Decorate their walls with prints that humorously highlight their paranoia. Cheeky, clever art choices that make their space reflect their unique, watchful personality.

Paranormal Buff Prints Espionage Buff Prints Paranoia Enthusiast Prints Paranoia Protector Prints Horror Buff Prints Phobia Buff Prints Paranoia Fan Prints Paranoia Aficionado Prints Paranoia Puzzler Prints Conspiracy Buff Prints

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'Where do you keep the books on paranoia?', 'Who wants to know?'

'Where do you keep the books on paranoia?', 'Who wants to know?'

"Before I accept you as my coach, I just need to check you're not wearing a wire-tap."

"Before I accept you as my coach, I just need to check you're not wearing a wire-tap."

The Anti-Agent

The Anti-Agent

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Edgar Allen Poe

Edgar Allen Poe

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

The Da Vinci Cod

The Da Vinci Cod

The Philip Marlow family

The Philip Marlow family

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Milkin' Impossible

Milkin' Impossible

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Paranoia Buff Prints Collection

Paranoia Buff Mugs

Explore our full range of paranoia buff mugs for more witty designs and humorous coffee cups that keep their caution front and center.

Paranoia Buff Pillows

Check out our range of comedy pillows featuring paranoia-inspired designs, perfect for adding humor and personality to any sofa or bed.

Paranoia Buff T-Shirts

Discover more playful paranoia buff t-shirts that turn their overthinking into a fun fashion statement with clever slogans and amusing graphics.