Parachute Advocate Pillows

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Broomstick crash.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"She was a rescue."

"He's a rescue."

Get Your Shot

'I have a connection to make.'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'Come on! You only live once!'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

The Football Parachute

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

Hopscotch landing zone.

This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

Looks green enough for me! Lizy May parachuted into Saanich-Gulf-Islands.

Online Sales Taxes

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

Rescue Dogs

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

Fluffy suddenly realized it wasn't going to matter whether or not he could land on his feet from one mile up.

"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."