Paperwork Puns Pillows

Canadian Importers - In, Oot.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

NeighWoof.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

Dive in Archive.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Filing Trays.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

dog-come ingo out boxes

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

Files of Doom