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Canadian Importers - In, Oot.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

NeighWoof.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Dive in Archive.

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

Filing Trays.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

dog-come ingo out boxes

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

Files of Doom

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

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