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"Oops! MY mistake, that was the yearly expense estimate, not the monthly estimate."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

In and Out Box

NeighWoof.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

Dive in Archive.

Doo inc..can and no can.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

'Tax man practical joker sticks sign on colleague's back which reads; Tax me.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

Come Back Sloane

"Crap in" and "crap out"