Paperwork Critic T-Shirts

'The NHS is completely 'patient focused'...and we have the paperwork to prove it!'

"The powers that be have sent down a set of policy papers on how we can cut our carbon footprint..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Quality Control

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Inout baskets.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

InIn by-products.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

In - Out - Pending.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with