Paperback Pal Mugs

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Rare Books

'Bring out yer books!'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Two Generations of Readers

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Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

A Friend in Need.

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Books On Paper

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

Come Back Sloane

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

I love Fountain Pens

Newspaper dog

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

Frank Auerbach

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

Stationery Officer

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"Help! I've fallen into obscurity and I can't get up!"

' It all started when I taught him to fetch my paper.'

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