Paperback Patriot Mugs

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Military Medals

Two Generations of Readers

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Veterans Day '20

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Look...a fresh one!'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

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'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Books On Paper

America's New Dawn

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Barack Obama

The Brexcalibur

"But first, our national anthem."

The Eureka Stockade

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."