Paper Vs Screen Debater Prints

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

The Proust of Twitter

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Stacked In Tray

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Book computer

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

High Tech/Low Tech.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"It's the first law of social media."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.