Paper Grader Extraordinare Pillows

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"I started a collection!"

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Information. Innuendo

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

"Dunhomin"

Secretary

"Someday my grant will come."

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Maze of legalities.

In and Out paper trays: Rules and Exceptions.

Office Pool of Paperwork.

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'We're looking for someone who stays focused enough while multi-tasking to maintain a manageable blur.'

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'

Dept. of THIS, Dept. of THAT and Dept. of THE OTHER THING.

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

Trays read: In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Bureaucracy.

"It's painful to watch...seeing someones dreams crushed...all their long cherished hopes and expectations dashed!"

'And you've written to the council on this one.'

"We ned to do something about excessive admin...I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Judge's desk boxes: 'Decisions...landmark decisions.

Efficient employee.