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'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Busy day at the office.

American Football.

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

The rat race

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Waiting for the results.

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Drowning in Paper.

Football Blockers.