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'It started with a simple case of peer review.'

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"My kid could do that."

Sculptor's chippings

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Barbed Pen

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"He's a mental-health critic."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Film Critic

"It's too academic."

How to write

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

Ezra Pound