Paper Boat Enthusiast Pillows

Fisherman and paper boat

Bridge Opens for a Paper Boat

Wasting Paper

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Tunnel of fleeting love.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'