Paper Boat Enthusiast Gifts

Fisherman and paper boat

Bridge Opens for a Paper Boat

Wasting Paper

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'