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A father kisses his son on the head

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"When did she start crawling?"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"That's mine!"

"I think we have run out of time..."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"Humans are strange."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Baby Bear.