Panic Avoider Pillows

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

The stock market sky is falling.

Fight or Flight

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

Big bumpers.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

D.I.Y ladder

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

Horses are nervous animals. . .

Danger Signs.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Financial advice. Don't panic.'

'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem'

'I want to see a doctor who understands that I don't want to see him.'

'I said, any other tips on avoiding stress?'

"When he said he wanted to avoid airport chaos I thought he meant leaving earlier!"

'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'

'He must have crept in at night. The important thing is to stay calm.'

'Update on the new deadline! 8 hours is the new 2 weeks!'

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover