Pandemic Vacation Planner T-Shirts

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Travelogue

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Canada's winter survival kit.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."