Pandemic Scrapbooker Prints

Summer of 2020 Post Stamps

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Nonsense Poem

"The pandemic experts said flatten the curve? I thought they said flatten the curve."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

The Remote Olympics

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Vaccine race

Mandatory mask use

"I spent locked out including my painting."

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I've made a snow angel."

Crocheting during lockdown

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Mask cosmetics

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'