Pandemic Scrapbooker Mugs

Summer of 2020 Post Stamps

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Nonsense Poem

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"The pandemic experts said flatten the curve? I thought they said flatten the curve."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

The Remote Olympics

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Vaccine race

Mandatory mask use

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

"I've made a snow angel."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Mask cosmetics

Crocheting during lockdown

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."