Scrapbooker Extraordinaire Mugs

Afternoon crafts

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

The Remote Olympics

'Hows it coming?'

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

"No wonder you're struggling with your novel. You're not wearing your writer's hat."

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Scrap-Booking

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'

"Is this another family photo album?"

"I've put together this cool scrapbook from our adventures, called 'Feels Like Team Spirit'."

"Doctor, this week I have read Anna Karenina, Pride & Prejudice and Jane Eyre."

Action Collaging

Artist painting nude.

'Don't you just love browsing through these old photo albums?'