Scrapbooker Extraordinaire Prints

Afternoon crafts

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Hows it coming?'

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

The Remote Olympics

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"No wonder you're struggling with your novel. You're not wearing your writer's hat."

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

Scrap-Booking

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

"I've put together this cool scrapbook from our adventures, called 'Feels Like Team Spirit'."

"Is this another family photo album?"

"Doctor, this week I have read Anna Karenina, Pride & Prejudice and Jane Eyre."

'Gosh, Grandpa...I always thought you went to school with a bunch of old people.'

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

'Don't you just love browsing through these old photo albums?'