Pandemic Resilience Pillows

"That was delicious, but I really should read your meter now."

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

The loneliness of the social distance runner.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

"Let's consider an early dive."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Covid and Restarting School

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Don't have a hot flush....

Dating in 2020

"Here comes the super-visor."

Post-corona road to recovery

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.