Pandemic Portrait Appreciator Prints

The Covid Years

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Thank You to Vaccinators

'I like it, but is it Art?'

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Social Distancing

Mask cosmetics

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

Vaccination campaign

Fairy tales in pandemic time

Francis Bacon

Da Vinci calms Mona Lisa with bottle of wine.

Ham Sanitizer

First wave, second wave, perminenet wave.

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

"For another £150,000 we can turn it the other way up."

The fight against Corona

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

Cindy was very proud of her new tan line

I will never badmouth teachers again. . .

"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."

"I don't know why they checked us for coronavirus at the gate. We're already dead."

Resisting the Virus

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"

Quentin de la Tour

I must hose you down before you prepare my meal. Disinfectant. We could deliver it to you if you just put a bridge over your moat. Warning. Do not cross.

'Don't make my nose too big!'

Covid Art

"Any chance of a real date after the lockdown?"

"I've washed my hands so much, I have 'dishwater hands'!"

"So how do we punish the souls who don't social distance?"