Pandemic Portrait Appreciator T-Shirts

The Covid Years

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Thank You to Vaccinators

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Social Distancing

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

Mask cosmetics

Vaccination campaign

Fairy tales in pandemic time

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

Francis Bacon

First wave, second wave, perminenet wave.

Ham Sanitizer

"For another £150,000 we can turn it the other way up."

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

The fight against Corona

Cindy was very proud of her new tan line

I will never badmouth teachers again. . .

"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."

"I don't know why they checked us for coronavirus at the gate. We're already dead."

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"

Resisting the Virus

Quentin de la Tour

Bob begins to suspect it's a little more serious than they've been letting on.

Covid Art

'Don't make my nose too big!'

"Any chance of a real date after the lockdown?"

"I've washed my hands so much, I have 'dishwater hands'!"

"So how do we punish the souls who don't social distance?"