Pandemic Planter Prints

"Before the 'stay at home order' I would just spray these weeds... Now pulling them something for me to do."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The new global mantra flag for the future

Working from home

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

COVID-19 Stops Economy

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Airplane dropping vaccines.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Pandemic-parenting

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"Yes, my husband is shirking from home at the moment!"

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

You finished Netflix

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

Mask cosmetics

"Oh honey, I don't know what it means, either."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

Hand Sanitiser

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Coronavirus: The Breakthrough

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

COVID-19 office design

Small Cash Infusion

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

"So where do you see yourself in 5 months?"

Coronavirus Etiquette

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"