Pandemic Juggler Prints

Working from home

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Work/Life Balance

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Keyworker

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

COVID 19

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Effective Cuban vaccines

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

University of xylongatnyfexodyl never heard of it

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

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