Pandemic Planter Pillows

"Before the 'stay at home order' I would just spray these weeds... Now pulling them something for me to do."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

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COVID-19 Stops Economy

Working from home

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Airplane dropping vaccines.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Pandemic-parenting

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

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Mask cosmetics

"Yes, my husband is shirking from home at the moment!"

You finished Netflix

"Oh honey, I don't know what it means, either."

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

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"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Coronavirus: The Breakthrough

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

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"So where do you see yourself in 5 months?"

"Virtual gardener."

"Do you believe in life after hoard?"

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

Coronavirus Etiquette