Pandemic Parenthood Pillows

Memento 2: Pandemic Parenting

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Madonna of the Pukes.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

A midwife holding a baby

"She's been so creative lately."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Rocking horse

Knight feeding his kids.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"When did she start crawling?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Ask me about my litter! !

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."