Pandemic Parenting Journey Pillows

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

Please take a number.

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

The relay race

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Doctor Tries to Explain Breast Feeding

"Your baby is fine, but we're keeping her overnight as a precaution. Here's a loaner."

Working from home.

Working from home

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

"With the quarantine over, I decided to dig a hold in the basement!"

The Insiders

Post Covid Summer

"We do all our own parenting."