Pandemic Lifestyle Observer T-Shirts

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

Covid Vaccines

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

"Johnson, I need you to stop hanging around and gossiping at the sanitizer station."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

S&P 500

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"In local news, 'Hapless Husband Trapped in Loveless Marriage.'"

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

Would You like Some Coronavirus with Your Wealth?

Parrot Demands

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

Superspreader

God and the Devil play poker

Who wouldn't keep a footman?

'I eat plenty of fast food, but I just seem to be getting slower and slower!'

A socially distanced queue

Coronavirus Shortages

'George, there you are!'

"THe vice president here is now in charge of the efforts to control the coronavirus. . "

End of the World Sale Now On!

Corona virus Christmas tree

"Look, honey, they're erecting a statue of you in the park—oh, now they're taking it down."