Lockdown Life Observer T-Shirts

Coronavirus Shortages

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

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Life and Death

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Mice 25¢

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Maternity Hospital

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Covid Vaccines

"Johnson, I need you to stop hanging around and gossiping at the sanitizer station."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Miron, stop teasing your brother this instant or I swear I will eat you! Don't think I won't! Remember what happened to your older brother Milton?!"

S&P 500

Where the Wild things Aren't.

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

Superspreader

Would You like Some Coronavirus with Your Wealth?

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

Hearse on an emergency

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

"You're not old. You just have more leeway to scold strangers, and their kids, and feel good about it."

God and the Devil play poker

Weapons of Mass Comparison

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

'Where do cartoonists, like you, get your ideas'

The seven ages of dudes

Coronavirus and family economy

End of the World Sale Now On!

"Everyone stay home."