Pandemic Life Satirist Mugs

My parents are trying to give me a real college experience here at home by making me put in quarters to use the washing machine.

"With all this self isolation and social distancing going on, I must say it is getting pretty crowded around here!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

The trap

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Decontamination

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

The Masked Singer

Mask Autumn

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Covid-19, Mask Up

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Social distance queue starts here

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"