Pandemic Life Humorist Mugs

"It's just me today. Everyone else is working remotely."

"That does it! California is on the naughty list!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fist Bumper Cars

Distance to avoid contagion

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

US National holiday

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

They're behind me aren't they?

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Decontamination

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

The trap

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Virtual Beach

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Face Mask Romance

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."