Pandemic Satire Mugs

Ill Wind

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Decontamination

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

The trap

Dinosaur Group Think

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

The Masked Singer

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

Covid-19, Mask Up

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Social distance queue starts here

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

State of the Union