Palmistry Connoisseur Prints

'Worn out palms. . .you are a total w****r for the rest of your life.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Pie Filling Reader

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Gas, is it the future?"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Amateur Palmist

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Palm Reading

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

Dyslexic Palm Reading