Palmistry Prints

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"You like people and people respond to that."

Amateur Palmist

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'This is Tabitha. If you're good, she'll read your palm and tell your fortune.'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

'Let me see your lifelines!'

A prediction.

'Worn out palms. . .you are a total w****r for the rest of your life.'

Fortune Teller

"..You're going to be rich and successful, but then on the other hand.."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Madam Zara Knows All - Sorry, NO Homework

Just for fun, Eunice likes to read palms.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'Palms Read.'

"I can't read anything right now. We have to wait a bit: Your palm is all wrinkled..."

"How's my life line doing?"

"Why don't you see a good dermatologist?"

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

Palm Reading

The Future of Palmistry

"And you see this line here?. . . I don't know what that means either."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"This is very strange! I can't see a life line on your hand. There's only a little itty bitty dot!"

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"You will soon come into a lot of money."

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'