Palm Tree Trimmer Pillows

"Told you the tree needed trimming."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"I spy something blue."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Spring cleaning.

"Are you talking to me?"

"At least my putting has improved."

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

Robinson le Creusot

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

Danger Coconuts

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

Spring ballpark errors.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

'A man gets lonely out here... Coco helped me through the dark times!'

Christmas 2020

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.