Palm Tree Paradise Planner Pillows

Robinson le Creusot

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"