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'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Early photobombing

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"I think we overordered."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'