Paleontology Prankster Pillows

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Early photobombing

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"I think we overordered."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'