Paleo Parent Gifts

"Why can’t you invent a changing table?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo-to-go

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

Historians think that dogs first became domesticated in the Stone Age.

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."