Paleo Fashionista Gifts

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

George Best

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Paleo-to-go

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

Football haircuts.

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Man's first, best friend'

"Where's the nutritional information this thing?"