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"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'Parental discretion advised. The answer to a mother's prayers.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

'Man, every now and then you just have to kick off the **@!!$#* pyjamas!'

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bookworm Sleepover

Champagne

The No No No's

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel