Pajama Party Planner Pillows

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'Parental discretion advised. The answer to a mother's prayers.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bookworm Sleepover

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

The No No No's

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Party time.