Paintball Pillows

'So what's it going to be: paintball coronary, or raft building hernia?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'It's come to my attention that a few employees have been engaging in paintball wars instead of getting their work done. Would you know who these individuals are?'

'You are my best friend, but we're enemies when we're playing paintball. If you can't accept that fact, then don't ask me to play.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"This will illustrate our problem - I wanted to go for counseling but he wanted to do a paintball grudge match."

"Paintballing is great for team development."

'Oh, Oh, I brought my paintball gun by mistake.'

"Now here's a gageant contestan I can cheer for." "Why, what's her talent?" "Paintball."

'Those toys you left us got boring, so we borrowed your paintball gear and had a little fun.'

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

'After his cheap goggles fogged up, max went missing.'

'I told you not to hit the ball into the paintball area.'

'Not only did I not invite that thing, he's definitely shooting hot!!'

"I've got some hand grenades."

Paintballing

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'That was a lot of fun, guys. I better get back to my wedding before I get in any more trouble.'

"I much preferred the backstabbing to the paint-balling."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'I know whose team I want to be on!'

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

The corporate shooting day appeared to be getting out of hand...

"Are you sure you read the instructions?"

'Now, aren't you glad I made you wear the goggles when you went to retrieve your golf ball in the paintball area?'

Donald Trump

Natural Disasters

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."