Paintball Fan Pillows

'Lenny didn't have enough paint to finish the living room walls,so he paintballed them.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Fine. And you?'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Monster Baseball

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Clown Painting in Museum

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Safe!'

A Not So Grand Slam.

Donald Trump

T-Rex Baseball